Well, today I’ve spent my entire work day thinking of romantic comedy blurbs for my friends to star in. So I’m sharing them with you. Then I’m moving to Hollywood and making them.
1. She’s an expressive preschooler with a passion for high heels, he hates a dirty diaper. When these two unexpectedly meet at a tobacco industry conference they quickly realize that love is meant to be inhaled. This summer, love is a habit you can’t quit.
2. She’s a young adult fiction author trying to get her big break. He’s elderly gentleman moving on after his wife’s death. When these two unexpectedly meet they quickly realize that love is the oldest story of all. This summer, the only life support is passion.
3.He’s tech support guy trying to make it in the indie film world. She’s an heiress to her father’s mustard empire. When these two unexpectedly meet and fight over a parking space, they quickly realize that love deserves to be relished. This summer, don’t forget to use a condiment.
4.He’s a no nonsense pharmaceutical salesman raising his little sister after his parents’ death. She’s a doctor in the top of her field. When they unexpectedly meet during a routine physical, they quickly realize that love has side effects. This summer, turn your head and cough.
5. She’s a no nonsense video game designer living in a man’s world. He’s a cocky video game reviewer who’s always been a player. When they meet at a conference, they quickly realize life is two player game. This summer, real love has no cheat codes.
6.She’s a no nonsense scientist who lives her life by facts. He’s an artist who lets his heart guide him. When these two unstoppable forces meet, they make unlikely chemistry. This summer love is the ultimate experiment.
7.She’s a no nonsense strip club owner with a heart of gold. He’s a women’s rights activist with a wife beating father. When these two unexpectedly meet, This summer love will make it rain.
8.He’s a smarmy no nonsense NY Times crossword puzzle creator. She’s a dislexic dental hygenist. When these two unexpectedly meet for a routine filling, they quickly realize that love will fill in the blanks. This summer love is spelled evol.
9. She’s a a no nonsense widow working as bartender in a New England fishing town. He’s the only man that survived her husband’s shipwreck. When he shows up in her bar one night, he gets intoxicated from more than just a drink. This summer, let your anchor down.
10.She’s a no nonsense folk singer who lets her lyrics do the talking. He’s a small town mechanic. When her car unexpectedly breaks down while passing through town, these two quickly realize their love lives need a tune up. This summer, put your heart in overdrive.
11.She’s a tomboy who will kick anyone in the face if they look at her the wrong way, he’s a mute. When she unknowingly leans on him at a bar one night they both realize that love is expressed with more than just words. This summer let your heart do the talking.
12. She’s a no nonsense big city casting director for a major motion picture. He’s a local chef. When a big movie starts filming in his town they both quickly realize that there is no audition for life. This summer, love gets a call back.
13. She’s a no nonsense high school English teacher trying to make a difference. He’s the single dad of a troubled student. When these two unexpectedly meet, they realize they are not well read in relationships. This summer, love is a true story.
14. She’s a no nonsense blogger. He’s a published romance novelist. When these unlikely two meet the only language that matters is love. This summer the quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog.
15. He’s a no nonsense food critic who is unlucky in love. She’s a dancer. When these two unexpectedly meet, they quickly realize that the only ingredient missing from their lives is love. This summer, make a reservation for two.
16. She’s a no nonsense comedian that hosts a storytelling night at a local bar. He’s a shy bartender that wouldn’t think of stepping on a stage. When these two unexpectedly meet at a Whole Foods they quickly realize that their love is organic. This summer, clean up in aisle 2.
17. She’s a thrift store junkie who turns trash into art. He’s a professional skateboarder. When these two unexpectedly meet they quickly realize that the biggest find of all..is the heart. This summer, love gets salvaged.
18. He’s a no nonsense bounty hunter with a taste for expensive whiskey and cheap hookers. She’s a yoga instructor. When these two unexpectedly meet on a routine mission, they quickly realize that the biggest reward of all is love. This summer, there’s a warrant out for romance.
19. She’s a no nonsense tatoo artist who’s emotionally unavailable. He’s a labor and delivery nurse. When he unexpectedly walks into her shop one day, they quickly realize that love is painful. This summer, the only thing permanent is romance.
20. He’s a no nonsense single dad trying to make it all work on the south side of Chicago. She’s a Cubs fan. When these two unexpectedly meet, they quickly realize that love takes extra innings. This summer, romance gets to third base.
21.He’s a no nonsense police dog trainer raising his son Chonny on his own. She’s a churro vendor. When these two unexpectedly meet, they quickly realize that you can’t keep love on a leash. This summer, the only thing purebred is romance.
22.She’s a no nonsense sculptress with a passion for wine. He’s a hedge fund lawyer. When these two unexpectedly meet they quickly realize that love fits no mold. This summer, you can’t put a price on romance.
Stay tuned for my action movie blurbs!
